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Saturday, May 25, 2013

Best of Craigslist: Wall-E Bounce Castle; Comiskey Park Bleacher Seats

Check out some of the most interesting posts we were able to find for the Elmhurst, Wheaton and Glen Ellyn area on Craigslist this past week.

The following items and postings were found on Craigslist for the Elmhurst, Wheaton and Glen Ellyn area. Note: Patch has no control over the status of these posts on Craigslist and how long they remain available. If you saw Wall-E, you might recall that the titular robot character was actually a miniature garbage compactor. So that should totally make you want to stick your kids inside him! Kidding, of course; Wall-E is adorable, and makes for an adorable inflatable 15-foot square bounce castle that you can own from this Elmhurst seller for a cool $1,000, blower included.  Is there a better way for a fan of White Sox history to watch the current iteration of the Sox than in seats taken from the “Baseball Palace of the World?” These seats …

Saturday, May 18, 2013

Best of Craigslist: ‘Phallic’ Landscaping Stone; Clown Wanted for Hangout

Check out some of the most interesting posts we were able to find for the Elmhurst, Wheaton and Glen Ellyn area on Craigslist this past week.

The following items and postings were found on Craigslist for the Elmhurst, Wheaton and Glen Ellyn area. Note: Patch has no control over the status of these posts on Craigslist and how long they remain available. I can’t help but wonder who was the home owner who “specifically [chose]” this “center piece… due to its unique shape as a phallus.” Really? That’s what you want in the heart of your rock garden? To be honest, I don’t even really see it. (It’s kind of… roundish.) But if you also have some sort of odd Freudian thing going on, you can get it for $50 from a Lombard seller. Someone in Lombard is looking to hire a clown. Not to entertain kids, but to “come hang out, drink a beer, some food, talk to people, maybe creep my friends out a …

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Your Take: Local Police—What Do You Appreciate?

It's Police Week in the United States; in that spirit, we asked our local readers in DuPage County what they appreciate most about their local force.

Did you know that this week—May 13-20—is officially Police Week in the United States? According to PoliceWeek.org:  In 1962, President John F. Kennedy signed a proclamation which designated May 15th as Peace Officers Memorial Day and the week in which that date falls as Police Week. Currently, tens of thousands of law enforcement officers from around the world converge on Washington, DC to participate in a number of planned events which honor those that have paid the ultimate sacrifice. In the spirit of the week, we reached out to our DuPage County readers on Facebook and asked what they appreciate most about their local police departments. Here’s some of what readers shared with us:  Carol Gog: “Back in the nineties, I locked my keys in …

Resurrected

11:27 pm on Thursday, May 16, 2013

Mary, Sniper is probably just a wanna be Marine or got passed over in promotions. He's also probably playing with his G.I. Joe doll or his plastic soldier set.   more ›

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Best of Craigslist: Final Fantasy’s Cloud’s Sword; 14-Passenger Limo

Check out some of the most interesting posts we were able to find for the Elmhurst, Wheaton and Glen Ellyn area on Craigslist this past week.

The following items and postings were found on Craigslist for the Elmhurst, Wheaton and Glen Ellyn area. Note: Patch has no control over the status of these posts on Craigslist and how long they remain available. Final Fantasy VII is one of the most classic video games of all time, and its hero Cloud Strife’s Buster sword a memorable (and absurdly gigantic) blade. Relive it with this Wheaton seller’s $100 metal replica, 4’4” tall, sharp and never used, perfect for your epic final battle against Sephiroth. Or, y’know, for your costume at the next convention that comes to town. Renting a limousine can be so expensive—so why not just buy one?  If you’ve got $8,500 to burn, this 1999 white stretch limo from Villa Park can be yours, complete …

Saturday, May 4, 2013

Best of Craigslist: Steve the Attack Iguana Stolen; Chicago Bulls Barbie

Check out some of the most interesting posts we were able to find for the Elmhurst, Wheaton and Glen Ellyn area on Craigslist this past week.

The following items and postings were found on Craigslist for the Elmhurst, Wheaton and Glen Ellyn area. Note: Patch has no control over the status of these posts on Craigslist and how long they remain available. Patch has already reported on the story of the Elmhurst pet iguana who apparently attacked the person stealing him so badly that police were able to get DNA from the perp’s blood on the porch. Now thanks to this post, we know his name is Steve and he is the family’s “closest member.” We salute you, Steve, and hope you are found soon! This NBA Barbie wears the Chicago Bulls No. 1, so apparently she’s like Derrick Rose, except perhaps without the part where her SAT scores wipe out a college team’s entire season. Well, actually, she’…

Saturday, April 27, 2013

Best of Craigslist: $4250 Golf Bag; Kitten Needed, Stat!

Check out some of the most interesting posts we were able to find for the Elmhurst, Wheaton and Glen Ellyn area on Craigslist this past week.

The following items and postings were found on Craigslist for the Elmhurst, Wheaton and Glen Ellyn area. Note: Patch has no control over the status of these posts on Craigslist and how long they remain available. I learned today that former French president Nicolas Sarkozy gifted President Obama a $7,750 golf bag at one point (he didn’t keep it.) Don’t quite get that, and I certainly don’t quite get why this garage-sale-looking bag out of Elmhurst is worth $4,250, the price of eight and a half rounds at Pebble Beach, or about 100 at White Pines. But apparently it’s “rare,” and if that’s good enough for you, get your checkbook out! Kitten emergency! Kitten needed right now in Villa Park! Preferably five-to-seven weeks old, and tiger-striped…

Joy

7:39 am on Saturday, April 27, 2013

Never give an animal away on Craigs list. Ask any recue or the ASCPA what generally happens to those pets. Its not good.   more ›

Thursday, April 25, 2013

YouTube Videos of April 2013 Wheaton/Glen Ellyn Flooding

Check out some video documentation of the floods that swamped much of Wheaton and Glen Ellyn last week.

We've pulled together a few videos off of YouTube that well-document some of the flooding in Wheaton last week, including 11-minutes from a Ford F250 owner driving through the sodden streets, shot with a head mount, and some of the runoff pouring through what looks like a concrete wall, which can't be good. And how about the comment on a wet Foxcroft Park? "This used to be a park with a pond, and it is now a giant—" "—Toilet! Gigantic toilet!" Check out the videos above!

Norman R

9:01 am on Friday, April 26, 2013

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Monday, April 22, 2013

Best of Craigslist: Blue Hand Chair; Romulan Knife

Check out some of the most interesting posts we were able to find for the Elmhurst, Wheaton and Glen Ellyn area on Craigslist this past week.

The following items and postings were found on Craigslist for the Elmhurst, Wheaton and Glen Ellyn area. Note: Patch has no control over the status of these posts on Craigslist and how long they remain available. I personally think it’s a little odd to have the place one puts one’s posterior to be shaped like an enormous hand, but this kids’ chair from Wheaton (complete with puzzle piece-shaped footstool) does look rather comfortable in its hypnotizing (if slightly faded) blue. (Hand chairs always make me think of Arrested Development, too…) The $100 price is firm; no word on if the chair’s caress is.  Avian imagery is big in the culture of “Star Trek” Romulans, Wikipedia tells me, so that explains this “Bird of Prey” wicked double-bladed …

Thursday, April 18, 2013

Photo Gallery: DuPage County Underwater in Spring Flood

How crazy is it out there right now? Please show us! Upload your pictures of flooding from DuPage County towns here.

Note: when uploading photos/video, please include a caption with the town and street where they were taken. Thank you! By 7 a.m. Thursday, the National Weather Service in Romeoville had the total rainfall amount at 3.24 inches for the previous 24 hours. Then it rained some more. And it's not forecast to stop until Friday morning.  What does the scene look like for you? Are there several feet of water outside your home (or, heaven forbid, inside it)? Stranded cars; flooded lawns and streets? If you’re lucky enough not to be too busy dealing with any emergencies right now (and we hope you are), we’d love to see what you see, and our readership likely would as well.  If you have any great snapshots/photographs of the flooding around DuPage …

Ignacio Steen

11:53 am on Wednesday, April 24, 2013

What a surprise ! Three inches of rain and ZERO-LOT-LINE, CEMENT-COVERED ELMHURST FLOODS AGAIN !!   more ›

Monday, April 15, 2013

Best of Craigslist: Giant Darth Maul Statue, Creepy Dining Set

Check out some of the most interesting posts we were able to find for the Elmhurst, Wheaton and Glen Ellyn area on Craigslist this past week.

The following items and postings were found on Craigslist for the Elmhurst, Wheaton and Glen Ellyn area. Note: Patch has no control over the status of these posts on Craigslist and how long they remain available. Who wouldn't want a life-sized statue of Ray Park's dark Sith Lord character reddening up their living room? Well, a lot of people, probably. But if you're not one of them, you can get this bad boy for $3,500 from an Elmhurst seller. And! It "comes with a heavy metal MR-Master Replica Light Up Double Blade Lightsaber with sound!" Because nobody wants a quiet life-size Darth Maul statue. A dining set that involves jars with "possum livers," "frog brain" and life-like rats strikes me as a bit unappetizing, but these Goth-y dishes …

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