Hey, there's a KFC over there, that's why we shouldn't cross the road!

No sitting down, we have to teach millions of raccoons how to do this.

Thank God it isn't another political cartoon. Gettin' a leeeetle tired of those, as well as the phone calls. Nov. 6th can't get here fast enough!

John H
Its still doesn't answer the question..why?

Look! It's a frog. I here they are very tasty.

Three unemployed hens, will sing and dance for food.

I don't want to be chicken, I just want to be a duck. Quack, Quack, Quack

"Let's go, girls - the cows are all there -now we know how to get to the udder side!"

Why did the chicken get up from his curbside seat?...To act out an old joke.

"You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out, you put your left foot in and you shake it all about. You do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what is all about."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because they were sitting in front of a Chick-fil-A.

Lawson, Michels and Giles meander and marvel at the economic develpment they brought to downtown. I think i see a pizza parlor over there!

No, sorry...its still not open, lets go get a beer! Ok at the, no...thats not open either.

"No wonder we're tired, we've walked all the way to Ireland - look, see that sign, that's where the McChickens live!"

"It OK,...Cross the road!...It's theTENDERLOIN district!...Not CHIC-FIL-A..."

"Poor Betty got flattened by that truck...oh, what a fowl way to die."

Ya beat me to it Taylor!

"Why did you take our Ipods and Iphones?"
"Because you said you don't know what the hokey pokey is."
"So"
"So this is how you do it... you put your left wing in, you put your left foot in..."
"Mom, you're embarassing us."
"No, what's embarassing is that I'm tagging you in this on Facebook."

"This is how we do it Gangnam style."

Hey, is that a dollar someone dropped over there? (Ah, finally an answer!)

Why did the chicken cross the road? There are better ordinances on the other side! Go Plainfield!

"The redlight gave Harold the perfect chance to try out his new disco moves in front of an audience"

"Even after being thrown out of the reception hall, Harold just couldn't stop reliving the chicken dance with the bridesmaids."

"Her coop is located on 'E' Road - and this is only 'D' Road. Ah, so that's why we chickens cross 'D' road; to get to 'E', other side!"

Who are you calling a chicken, you bonehead.

Hey did you guys hear that the City of Chicago thinks they can stop our boss at Chic-fil-a from opening a new location ,because he opposes same sex marriage. Now that's a hoot!

When someone double dog dares you to cross the road, you cross the road. I just added a little swagger...

Why do I always have to be the one to cross the road!

I am the cock of the walk, y'all just rail birds, you better recognize.

You put your left foot in and you shake it all about..the hokey pokey

I'll figure it out after I get to the other side

"Oh that opossum didn't make it across, and he's still twitching - I'd better go administer the 'Coop' de grâce."

"Why am I crossing the road? To get back to where I parked my 'Coop' de Ville."

Larry Stop! That's what they expect us to do!!

Cant decide which shoes feel better; the chick filas the jord-hens or the reecocks

I'm not trying to cross the road..... I thought this was the end zone and I'm doing my victory dance.

Hey, it's the best little henhouse in Texas!

Not hanging with you chickens I'm crossing this road! Because I hear there is a tunnel on the other side and thats where the future is brighter.

Hey what happened to our flashing lights here at Ogden and Woodland?

Look
Butterfield road is finished.

"Go to the other side, go to the other side" they all told me. Get here, and you chicks are boring as hell. I'm going back.

So did he tell you why he's crossing the road?

I'm sure I parked the coupe over there.

Hey, that's not Santa, it's Colonel Sanders...run!

Lets play chicken!!