.....and then just like the Cubs season every April, a new election cycle starts all over again to disappoint us.

Wow. This is scary stuff!

And the ghost of Carl Sagen said the national debt has grown Trillions and Trillions in the Obama administration

Monsters called "Superpacs" started popping up all over the country"....

And, after making promises,to voters, you know you can't keep, everyone will live, frustrated, ever after!!

Instead of this scary book, would you like me to read Fifty Shades of Grey?

"...nd the Big Bad Wolf came in and ATE up all the Obamas and the world was safe. The end."

" . . . and . . . .then . . . .the . . . . BIG . . . .BAD . . . .GOVERNMENT OGRE . . . reached in and stole the childrens future" !

And the evil villain who wanted to spend all your allowances for the next 100 yrs wants to be president four more years!

....and Bush and his junta were finally charged with war crimes, convicted of their crimes and executed. See son, there ARE happy endings sometimes. Goodnight!

So the politicians lived happily ever after, continuing to deceive and rip off the poor taxpayers, because you see, son, there is no Superman to set things right ... and sometimes the bad guys do win.

It's like Hogwarts would be if there were just Griffindor and Slytherin...

Son, there is place called Congress where nothing gets done because the parties argue all the time, but the politicians collect big paychecks and get free healthcare.

first, apply the vaseline

What's the difference between a democrat, a republican, and a centrist? One believes in protection; another believes in no protection, and the other believes in lubrication

The democrats will give you softer toilet paper...the Republicans,a bigger roll.

"...but in this SCARY version the 3 Blind Mice are the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial branches."

"It says here that this book is a great lead-in to "Explaining Sex Ed To Kids", because after reading this they'll be familiar with the basic concept."

Lots of folks trying to pull roses from a pile of....

And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

Dear son this is a book about how a socialist Muslim President put us deeper and deeper and faster into debt than any other President in our history. Plus son there is a section in the book on how not to vote for a crappy President like Odumba ever again.

"...and the way they got elected was to do lots of favors for lots of groups that promised to vote for them. So they spent lots and lots of money on their friends that would keep them in office. The problem was, they didn't have enough real money, so they wrote IOUs. to all their special friends.

So Bobby, if you ever get a job and make money - all the people with those IOU's that they've been holding will come looking for YOU. Good night.

You know how Mom and I tell you that if you use all of your allowance then you can't buy anything else that week. Well, nobody ever explained that to politicians.

In a State deep in debt and the County of Kendall there was candidate for County Coroner that heard the people’s plea to make a 20 percent cut and he found a way to do it responsibly. The Kendall County Board Chairman was not happy because it was his wife's government job where someone watched HD-PCTV on their computer at work.

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Ask not what the wealthy can do for your country, but what you can sacrifice for their comforts.

politcians are nothing but cheaters and liars. When they are not kissing babies, they are stealing thier lollipops.

just saying to clarify, it is a Bears hat. But I can see how people would think it is cubs

dont worry son his term is up in November

And thats how Barack became president !!!!!

"...and you will be responsible for trillions and trillions and trillions of dollars in American debt. You will have no extra cash for the rest of your life, but you can rest easy knowing former president Obama has a wonderful, palatial estate on the Island of Michelle in the Hawaiian Islands".

You see son when you take something that does not belong to you it's called stealing and thats wrong ....unless you can convince 51 percent of the people to vote that stealing from/ taxing others to benifit yourself is perfectly fine... then it's "cool" until our country collapses.....THE END!

"Friendly most of the time, the donkey and the elephant begin to fight and argue every 4 years in November."

And I thought the Boogie Man was scary Dad.

There's only one page, and this graphic hardly looks like it's suitable to show to children.

"okay Tommy, scratch the Donkey and Elephant idea...do you remember when I let you watch the Exorcist?"

I heard him exclaim "raise taxes!"
Happy pensions to all, and to all a good night!

Vote

Upset that Dorothy's house fell on his sister, the wicked warlock of the White House said, "i'm going to tax you, and your little dog, too. Now give me those ruby red slippers!"

"I asked for a bedtime story, dad, not a scary story".....

And then the big bad Obama blew the house down!

And son, after I cover the section on how unions try to hold the country hostage, Karen Lewis is going to come tuck you in and kiss you goodnight.

Kid says, "So that's who's been sticking their hands in my piggy bank?" Dad says, "Yes son, it wasn't the boogeyman after all."

........and in 2015 Congress overturned of the 22 nd admendment allowing Barack Obama unlimited terms as president.

Wow, American politics are so confusing. It'd be easier to read you the bible.

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